33 weeks.

How far along? 33 weeks.
Total weight gain/loss: About +30 lbs. Some of it is in my face, for sure.
Maternity clothes? Indeedy. Please welcome the new member of the family - maternity leggings, on the left. Also the second round of new bra buying as well.
Stretch marks? Stomach still stretchie free - thighs are now considered a lost cause. I'll never wear short shorts again.
Sleep: I've had a couple of better nights under my belt.
Best moment this week: Getting through another week with no progress!
Movement: A couple rib kicks, for once. And more cervix headbutting.
Food cravings: Still sweets. And I would REALLY love a hamburger from McDonalds.
Gender: *sigh* Now I don't know anymore. Maybe I'm just wishing girl?
Labor Signs: The rest is helping the fake labor pains I've been having.
Belly Button in or out? Who cares - it's GROSS.
What I miss: Sushi and white wine. Together.
What I am looking forward to: The hubs feeling better. It's hard having two of us being uncomfortable!
Weekly Wisdom: None. Pregnancy causes snoring. And it SUCKS.
Milestones: Halfway done with birthing classes. Eeep!