"The Bump" is dumb...

...and had me thinking I was 5 weeks. No, no, dear "Bump," I am 4 weeks. Some people don't ovulate on the 14th every month.

So...I retract my prior statement about the apple seed. I think I'm at poppy right now.

Dumb.

Still not sinking in.

I took the digital this morning. It wasn't a CBE one, but a FR. But, it said "YES +."

I told my parents last night, much to the husband's disagreement. I couldn't not tell them though. The tequila has been flowing steadily since we got here, and we were supposed to go zip-lining today, and I figured I shouldn't. But, I'm okay with them knowing so early. If anything were to happen, I would want them to know. They're like my best friends.

In "WTF is going on with my body news," my boobs hurt more now than I ever knew possible. I slept in a sports bra last night, and dread having to be without it in the shower.

But I'm so stoked. I'm pregnant.

(It feels waaaay to weird to type that.)

Yup, still knocked up.

I took another hpt, just to be sure. Still pregnant.

So, so strange.

I've saved my last, the digital, for tomorrow morning.

13dpo, 5 weeks

Uh, HOLY SHIT.

BFP. No way. It really happened for us the first month trying? 

REALLY?! 

Yep - it's there. A faint line. I don't need to squint to see it. It's there.

Holy shit.

Apparently, I am 5 weeks pregnant today. 

Someone tell me the tequila and beer for the past 4 nights will have no effect. PLEASE.



(also...pssst - little bee, you're the size of an apple seed today.)

(holy crap, I'm growing something the size of an apple seed.)