While grocery shopping and browsing the ice cream aisle, a fine gentleman told me:
"You'd better feed that big belly of yours!"
PLEASE PLEASE tell me I look pregnant. If I just look fat and some dude says this, I'm going to curl up and die.
This was towards the end of my shopping. Before I even got in the store I was told that I have a "fine pussy."
I'm never going grocery shopping alone again. I think this has just become the hubs' duty.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
1 year ago
Did this happen to take place at the Rainbow on Lake and Hiawatha??
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Ms Felicia, indeed. I can only assume Cub is a step below. It does not get much more ghetto than that Rainbow.
ReplyDeleteYou know, we could all tell you if you just look fat or pregnant if you would post a freaking picture! :)
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